*Results may vary.
Step 2: Don't do anything with your hair.
Step 3: Squash a brightly-coloured bicycle helmet onto your frizzy head and pedal to the nearest public library.
Step 4: Sweatily attempt to renew your library card:
Do you look your age? Am I the only University student out there who gets mistaken for a pre-teen? (Please tell me I'm not.)