tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1976389262275189265.post1152403039888635278..comments2023-03-28T04:28:17.830-06:00Comments on Defenestrated Feet: Page Statistics are Cocaine for BloggersEllenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16358764822076496036noreply@blogger.comBlogger13125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1976389262275189265.post-60798597624290709222013-12-17T15:57:12.742-07:002013-12-17T15:57:12.742-07:00There are some internet gems, and your blog is one...There are some internet gems, and your blog is one of them. That drawing of ants on Amazon.com is how I got here. :)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1976389262275189265.post-59056130269815868562013-03-07T13:52:08.777-07:002013-03-07T13:52:08.777-07:00You are awesome! I just added the StatCounter to m...You are awesome! I just added the StatCounter to my blog and can't wait to check in....about....now! Nothing yet....damn it! Anyway, I came across your blog on Allie Brosh's FB page and thought I'd check it out! Love it!<br />Bekky https://www.blogger.com/profile/04126509130246087133noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1976389262275189265.post-27998251829795735712012-11-19T03:21:51.297-07:002012-11-19T03:21:51.297-07:00I have OCD and my stat-checking is beyond crazy. O...I have OCD and my stat-checking is beyond crazy. Oh it's been five seconds. I should check my stats again, just in case, then again five seconds later. Truly ridiculous.Jessicahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04497701961484073131noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1976389262275189265.post-1672223478198023352012-11-09T11:22:25.883-07:002012-11-09T11:22:25.883-07:00Pffft, don't worry, I don't take it seriou...Pffft, don't worry, I don't take it seriously... honestly so long as I write posts consistently the stats take care of themselves. =) Gotta remember this is a humour blog auntie, I've been known to exaggerate on occasion! =PEllenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16358764822076496036noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1976389262275189265.post-4056548513715642502012-11-09T11:19:20.360-07:002012-11-09T11:19:20.360-07:00Helloooo Sam! How nice of you to let me finally ta...Helloooo Sam! How nice of you to let me finally tag your IP address! I MEAN *COUGH* IAMNOTASTALKER.<br /><br />=PEllenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16358764822076496036noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1976389262275189265.post-85419720642659562772012-11-09T11:16:10.250-07:002012-11-09T11:16:10.250-07:00Within the past two weeks, I have been found as th...Within the past two weeks, I have been found as the #1 Google result for the following search queries:<br /><br />analyzing hand holding<br />take photos of butts<br />illegal girls feet photos<br />two part couples compatibility test<br /><br />Other honourable mentions include:<br /><br />butt moustache<br />ninja grapefruit<br />"I peed in my pants" "couldn't hold it"<br />defenestrated spouse blog (yikes!)<br /><br />Note: I can't guarantee repeated results for any of these because of a) the fluctuation of Google rankings and b) variation due to personalized Google search.Ellenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16358764822076496036noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1976389262275189265.post-16481024985893794872012-11-09T11:07:09.148-07:002012-11-09T11:07:09.148-07:00Oooh I knew very well who has been visiting from S...Oooh I knew very well who has been visiting from Spain! =P Perhaps you underestimate my stalking skills? Mwahahaha!<br /><br />Heehee thanks for reading. =]Ellenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16358764822076496036noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1976389262275189265.post-80381696802980329732012-11-09T08:48:45.501-07:002012-11-09T08:48:45.501-07:00At least now you know where the visits from Spain ...At least now you know where the visits from Spain come from. Dianne and me love what you write (I also plead guilty of lurking until now).<br /><br />I may not check every day, though. I understand it is a lot of work to keep a blog, and most people don't have the time to update it every day. The only blog I visit that does that is Pharyngula, and I honestly have no clue how Professor Myers does it. He is supposed to be researching evolution in zebrafish, teaching biology classes and giving conferences all over the place. I wonder if he ever sleeps.<br /><br />Your blog has new and interesting stuff quite often, but what really matters is not so much how many people read and comment, but how much fun you have sharing your thoughts with us. Enjoy yourself and keep writing. The more you enjoy what you do, the better it will be for everyone, including those of us who read you now and then, and keep a... well... let's call it a respectful silence.<br /><br />The word "lurking" is such an ugly one!Ignacio Pizarronoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1976389262275189265.post-78881718138766893392012-11-09T08:37:33.106-07:002012-11-09T08:37:33.106-07:00Now I half want to google "pictures of butt w...Now I half want to google "pictures of butt with pants" just to see if I can find that blog post XD<br /><br />Natehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00713544063323026191noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1976389262275189265.post-29149326286337629962012-11-08T21:32:35.889-07:002012-11-08T21:32:35.889-07:00Lurk. Lurk lurk lurk, lurk lurk lurk Lurk.Lurk. Lurk lurk lurk, lurk lurk lurk Lurk.Sam Bennerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13209922748355830610noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1976389262275189265.post-89152273683105153772012-11-08T21:09:30.997-07:002012-11-08T21:09:30.997-07:00Calm down lil Gf^^ Don´t worry so much about stats...Calm down lil Gf^^ Don´t worry so much about stats and site popularity. Just keep having fun and keep on doin your own thing. ; )<br /><br />Relax, continue to be you, natural, unique quirky, funny and pretty darn clever!)<br /><br />Best thing you can do, is love what you do. Hugs from Españia xoxAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06322699710511431048noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1976389262275189265.post-85606830537269495202012-11-08T16:51:27.241-07:002012-11-08T16:51:27.241-07:00I know! That time could be so much more productive...I know! That time could be so much more productive if it was spent blogging, or at least reading/commenting on other blogs. Alas, I cannot resist. =[Ellenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16358764822076496036noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1976389262275189265.post-41479860561132035522012-11-08T00:39:33.779-07:002012-11-08T00:39:33.779-07:00You're right, stat watching is a bottomless pi...You're right, stat watching is a bottomless pit that we all end up falling into, never to be seen again. The amount of time I spend on google analytics is, quite frankly, shameful!Kellie @ Delightfully Ludicroushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18226603919012169939noreply@blogger.com